1、迪士尼在逃保洁阿姨。
Funny and humorous skin sentence, special treatment is not happy!
2、明天就要见对方家长了，好忐忑啊，毕竟是我先打的他们家小孩。
Tomorrow will see each others parents, very uneasy ah, after all, I first hit their children.
3、我的心思很好猜，除了帅哥，就是发大财！
My idea is very easy to guess, besides handsome boy, be to make a fortune!
4、今天风有点大，本来要去健身房的，给我吹烧烤店来了。
Its a little windy today. I was supposed to go to the gym, so I blew the grill.
5、其实我没有胖，只是岁月磨平了我的棱角。
In fact, I am not fat, but the years smooth my edges and corners.
6、我这个人有洁癖，所以身上干净的一点点铜臭味都没有！
I am a neat freak, so the body clean a little bit of copper smell are not!
7、此人闭关中，若有事发红包激活！
This person in seclusion, if the incident red envelope activation!
8、人家喝了点酒都是梨花带雨的样子，我不一样，我跟梁山好汉上身了似的。
People drink a little wine is the appearance of pear with rain, I am not the same, I with Liangshan man like the upper body.
9、贫穷限制了一切，唯独没有限制我的体重。
Poverty limits everything except my weight.
10、待我长发及腰，遮住一身肥膘，纵然虎背熊腰，也要高冷骄傲！
Wait for my long hair and waist, cover a body fat, even if the tiger back bear waist, but also high cold proud!
11、我三观很正，可惜五官不行。
I have a good sense, but my features are not good.
12、如果体重能够满一百减二十就好了。
It would be nice if I could lose 20 pounds over 100.
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