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委婉表达自己很穷的搞笑句子 沙雕有趣 专治不开心

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委婉表达自己很穷的搞笑句子 沙雕有趣 专治不开心

1、我记得小时候家里特别穷,洗不起澡,所以只能趴在窗户边看别人洗澡。

I remember when I was a child, my family was very poor and couldn afford to take a bath, so I had to lie by the window and watch others take a bath.

2、都说人只能跟经济实力差不多的人在一起玩,看来只能找人一起去要饭了。

Its said that people can only play with people with similar economic strength. It seems that they can only find people to beg together.

3、穷则独善其身,富则是我想多了。

Poor is to be alone, rich is to think too much.

4、每次看小说我觉得我跟女主差不多,又穷事又多。

Every time I read a novel, I feel that I am almost the same as a woman, poor and busy.

5、年轻的时候也考虑过劳斯莱斯和宾利,最后还是选择了共享单车。

When I was young, I also considered Rolls Royce and Bentley, and finally chose bike sharing.

6、竟然有人说我穷,我只能呵呵一笑了,毕竟他说的是实话。

Even someone said I was poor, I can only laugh, after all, he is telling the truth.

7、我妈真有意思,总是劝我在外面财不外露,要存在银行里,她要是知道我的经济情况,只会劝我别犯法。

My mother is really interesting. She always advises me not to expose my money outside and to keep it in the bank. If she knows my financial situation, she will only advise me not to break the law.

8、为什么市场只有游戏破解版,有没有支付宝破解版?余额多的花不完的那种。

What is the reason why the market only has the game cracked version, and is there a Alipay cracked version? The one with a large balance can be spent.

9、好怀念小时候的时光,只要伸手就能要到钱,现在不行了,要跪在马路边伸手才行。

I miss the time when I was a child. As long as I reach out, I can get money. Now I can do it. I have to kneel on the side of the road and reach out.

10、刚刚看了一下银行卡余额,发现这辈子什么都不用干,但是有一个前提条件,就是明天必须死,多一天都不行。

I just looked at the balance of my bank card and found that I don have to do anything in my life, but there is a prerequisite that I must die tomorrow, and no more than one day.

11、当一个人跟你说只想挣钱的时候,基本就可以确定,他除了没钱,爱情也没有。

When a person tells you that he only wants to earn money, he can be sure that he has no money and no love.

12、别人发完我好穷,立即收获到朋友的赞助,我发完我好穷,只收获两个点赞,还有一句我也是。

Im poor after other peoples hair, and I immediately get the sponsorship from my friends. Im poor after my hair, and I only get two compliments, and Im the same.

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