生活就像新闻联播，不是换台就能逃避得了的。
Life is like news broadcast, which can be avoided by changing channels.
别着急去眺望远方，应该低下头来看看脚上的伤。
Don worry about looking into the distance. You should lower your head to see the injury on your feet.
你给了我背叛，还指望我给你谅解，做了狗就别指望我还把你当人看。
You give me betrayal, but also expect me to give you understanding, do not expect me to do a dog when you look at people.
如果你是来了还会走的人，请你错过我。
If you are the one who will come and go, please miss me.
如果有一天我变得目中无人 ，请记得曾经也没人把我放在眼里。
If one day I become arrogant, please remember that no one ever paid attention to me.
被狗咬了我们能咬回去吗？不能。不过我习惯用砖头拍死这条狗。
Can we bite the dog back? No. But Im used to killing the dog with a brick.
什么君子之道，都是虚的，我行我素才是快意江湖。
All the ways of a gentleman are empty. Its pleasure to go your own way.
纵你阅人何其多，始终无人恰似我。
No matter how many people you read, no one is like me.
喜欢我的东西你只管拿，拿得走算你本事，拿不走，你就一边儿看着。
If you like my things, just take them. If you can take them, its your skill. If you can take them, youll watch them.
如果没人护你周全，那就酷到没有软肋，你那么棒，不能毁在感情上。
If there is no one to protect you, then you are so cool that you have no weakness. You are so good that you can be destroyed in emotion.
生活没教会我什么，它只告诉我四个字：喜欢就抢！
Life did not teach me anything, it only told me four words: like to rob!
我曾经傲娇面对众生，可后来，我学会花言巧语面对不同的狗。
I used to be proud to face all living beings, but later, I learned how to use rhetoric to face different dogs.
如果我的至尊宝成了别人的齐天大圣，没关系，我会炸了他的花果山。
If my supreme treasure becomes someone elses great saint, I will blow up his Huaguo Mountain.
（图片和素材源自网络，侵权联删）
