如果什么时候，我的烦恼能够像我卡里的钱那么少，那么我应该就不会感到难过了。今天分享一些可以放松心情的句子，搞笑有趣，值得一看。
如果你想要离开我的话，我只想跟你说，别走，赶快跑起来好吗？越快越好的那种。
If you want to leave me, I just want to say to you, don go, just run, okay? The sooner the better.
我才18岁就已经经济独立了，刚才我刚全款买了一辆车，其他的都很好，就是太小人不能坐进去。
Im only 18 years old and already financially independent. I just bought a car at full cost. Everything else is great except that Im too small to get into it.
我觉得我现在已经不是以前的我，以前小时候我总是喜欢看喜羊羊，因为喜羊羊可以保护整个青青草原，可是现在的我长大了，我就不喜欢看喜羊羊了，现在的我比较喜欢看奥特曼，毕竟奥特曼可以保护整个人类。
I think I am not what I used to be. When I was a child, I always liked to see Pleasant Goat, because Pleasant Goat can protect the whole Qingqing Grassland. But now I grow up, I don like to see Pleasant Goat, now I prefer to see Altman, after all, Altman can protect the whole human being.
现在的社会现实告诉我们，我们这一生必须要经历很多的磨难和困难，然后努力工作，才能让老板赚更多的钱。
The current social reality tells us that we have to go through a lot of hardships and difficulties in our life, and then work hard so that the boss can make more money.
总是有人会问我，以后会不会因为年龄的问题而随便找一个人结婚，每次听到这样的问题，我就觉得很搞笑，如果随便找能够找到的话，那我就不会单身这么多年了。
People always ask me whether I will marry a random person because of my age. Every time I hear such a question, I feel very funny. If I could find a random person, then I would not be single for so many years.
我通常都比较喜欢跟早起又自律的人做朋友，这样明天早上我就可以拜托他帮我带早餐了。
I usually prefer to be friends with early risers who are disciplined so I can ask them to bring me breakfast the next morning.
如果你感到无聊的话，你就可以想一想我，想我的时候，欢迎你来看看我，你来看我的时候顺便可以给我带一些西瓜，榴莲，炸鸡和汽水，这些都可以。
If you feel bored, you can think about me. When you think of me, you are welcome to visit me. When you come to see me, you can bring me some watermelon, durian, fried chicken and soda.
这个世界就是这样，有钱人终成眷属，但是没钱的人就只能亲眼看着别人终成眷属。
This is the way of the world, the rich will get well, but the poor will have to watch others get well.
我找对象没有什么其他特别的要求，就是能够猜对我手机的第一位数就可以了，就现在，先猜先得。
I don have any special requirements for a partner, other than being able to guess the first digit of my phone, right now, first guess, first served.
结语：这些搞笑有趣的句子，风趣幽默，赶走你所有的烦恼。
Epilogue: These funny and funny sentences, funny and humorous, drive away all your worries.
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