1、我的优点是知错就改，我的缺点的改得很低调。
My advantage is to correct my mistakes when I know my mistakes, and my shortcomings are very low-key.
2、那些关注我的人大概分两种，一个是暗恋我，还有一个打算暗算我。
There are two kinds of people who pay attention to me. One is secretly in love with me, and the other is planning to plot against me.
3、风里雨里节日里，我就喜欢窝在自己的被窝里。
In the wind, rain, festival, I like to nest in my own quilt.
4、想到明天还有好多事情要做，我就只能偷偷地睡到明晚了。
Think of tomorrow there are many things to do, I can only secretly sleep until tomorrow night.
5、肚子饿了就给我打电话，我给你看看我正在吃的烧烤。
Call me when you e hungry. Ill show you the barbecue Im eating.
6、每次情人节我都不敢出门，因为我害怕他们后悔有对象。
Every Valentines day I dare not go out, because I am afraid they regret having an object.
7、有时候喝点酒，坐在星空之下，看着月亮总是想不明白，我为什么要下凡？
Sometimes drink a little wine, sit under the stars, looking at the moon, always don understand, why should I go down to earth?
8、靠近我之前一定要想清楚，除了美貌，我真的一无所有。
Before you get close to me, you must think clearly that I really have nothing but beauty.
9、晚上睡觉的时候多看看床底，说不定你不是一个人。
When you go to bed at night, you may not be alone.
10、如果体重能像活动一样就好了，满100减20，满200减50。
If the weight can be as good as the activity, 100 minus 20, 200 minus 50.
11、一生很长，要找心地善良，貌美如花的女人做老婆，比如我。
Life is very long, to find a kind-hearted, beautiful woman as a wife, such as me.
12、只有年轻人才在爱穷，我们成年人是真的穷。
Only young people love poverty. We adults are really poor.
13、爱情可以晚点到，但快递和外卖不行，不然我拿什么保持圆圆的脑袋和诱人的身材。
Love can be late, but express delivery and take out can , otherwise I take what to keep a round head and attractive figure.
14、别难过了，我这有好多糖，但我一颗都不给你。
Don be sad. I have a lot of sugar, but I won give you any.
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