你身上的每一寸赘肉，都是向生活妥协的标志。
Every inch of your fat is a sign of compromise to life.
我有什么缺点你尽管说，我放大给你看。
If I have any shortcomings, just tell me and Ill zoom in to show you.
何为现状：晚睡，早起，长加班，可否具体：没车，没房，没存款，可否再具体：穷
What is the current situation: going to bed late, getting up early, working overtime for a long time, can you be specific: no car, no room, no deposit, can you be more specific: poor
学生时代最亲切的一句话，来来来，作业放中间一起 抄。
The kindest words of my student days, come and go, put your homework in the middle and copy it together.
一看见别人挣钱就眼红，但自己又没本事，所以只好改变方向，闭上眼睛不看。
I was jealous when I saw others making money, but I didn have the ability, so I had to change my direction and close my eyes.
新买个手机，带面部识别解锁屏幕的。有时候解锁失败告诉我人脸匹配不成功，这我还能接受，还有时候说未检测到人脸，这就过分了！
Buy a new mobile phone with facial recognition unlocking screen. Sometimes the unlocking failure tells me that the face matching is not successful, which I can accept. Sometimes it goes too far to say that the face is not detected!
“想念过去的年代，那时候，天很蓝，水很清，女人坐在自行车后座也会笑。”神回复：“因为那时候大部分人买不起自行车。”
"I miss the past. At that time, the sky was very blue and the water was very clear. Women would laugh when sitting in the back of their bicycles." God replied, "because most people couldn afford bicycles at that time."
女：我真的不会接受你的！别送我礼物了！男生：不怕，我买的都是两元店里的，不费钱。
Woman: I really won accept you! Don give me a present! Boy: Im not afraid. I bought it in the two yuan store. It doesn cost money.
喜欢一个人就努力去追，去爱去表白，哪怕被拒绝被打击被伤害，也不要轻言放弃，经历过十几次失败之后，你也就消停了。
Like a person, try to chase, love and express. Even if you are rejected, beaten and hurt, don give up easily. After more than a dozen failures, you will stop.
趁好看的时候多照照镜子，毕竟这种错觉不是每天都有的，机会难得，且有且珍惜。
Look in the mirror while you e looking good. After all, this illusion doesn exist every day. Opportunities are rare and cherished.
有人问我皮肤为什么黑，真搞笑，一白遮百丑，你白是为了遮丑，我又不丑。
Someone asked me why my skin is black. Its funny. One white covers all the ugliness. You e white to cover the ugliness, but Im not ugly.
乐观的态度是很重要，可是，你也不能天天傻乐吧
Optimistic attitude is very important, but you can be silly every day
世界上最具反侦查能力的生物便是——丈母娘！随便把闺女一藏，愣是得让你找上几十年！哪怕你是柯南。
The most anti detection creature in the world is mother-in-law! Hide your daughter casually. You have to find it for decades! Even if you e Conan.
你得感激给你提意见的人，他们自己过得不咋地，还要替你操心。
You have to be grateful to the people who give you advice. They don do well themselves and have to worry about you.
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