一，不要垂头丧气了，显矮
Don hang your head, look short
二，既然喝水都胖，那干嘛不喝可乐
Since drinking water is fat, why not drink coke
三，虽然我不会做饭，但我会点一手好外卖啊
I can cook, but I can order a good take-out
只要是能用钱解决的问题，我一件都解决不了
As long as it is a problem that can be solved with money, I can solve any of it
四，虽然你已经无再长高，但是你可以继续胖啊
Although you can no longer grow taller, you can continue to be fat
五，人的想法是会变的，以前我也是想致富的，但现在我只想脱贫
Peoples ideas will change. I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get rid of poverty
六，想到明天还要很多事情要做，我直接睡到后天
Thinking of a lot of work to do tomorrow, I went straight to sleep the day after tomorrow
七，靠近我之前你要考虑清楚，除了美貌我一无所有
You have to think about it before you get close to me. I have nothing but beauty
八，生活可以五颜六色 但是不能乱七八糟.
Life can be colorful but not messy.
九，一个俗人 爱听好话 你记得顺从
Im a laity. I like to hear good things. You remember to obey
十，你期待的一切正在风雨无阻地向你走来.
Everything you expect is coming to you rain or shine.
十二，着滚烫的正在充电的手机，并且把生死置之度外，这是我人生中最英勇时刻。
Holding a hot, charging phone and putting life and death out of the way is the most heroic moment of my life.
十三，下一站，你们准备好了吗？
Next stop, are you ready?
十四，把自己说过的牛逼实现就是最牛逼的
It ’ s the most awesome to realize what you said
十五，你要活得比昨天的你更有价值.——卢思浩
What you want to live is more valuable than what you were yesterday.--lu sihao
十六，有时候挺讨厌自己的，不会说话太过善良没什么心眼还这么可爱
Sometimes I hate myself, I can talk too kind, I don have any heart, I am so cute
十七，我没什么野心 只是单纯的想发财而已
I don have any ambitions. I just want to get rich
十八，只要我肯努力，没什么事情是我搞不砸的
As long as I work hard, theres nothing I cLife is the excuse of the an screw up
十九，命是弱者的借口，运是强者的谦词
Life is the excuse of the weak, and luck is the modest word of the strong.
