1、发呆这件事，如果你长得帅叫深沉；如果长得一般，那可能是睡着了。
Daze this thing, if you look handsome called deep; If you look average, you e probably asleep.
2、梦想还是要有的，不然喝多了你跟别人聊啥？
We should have dreams, or what do you talk to others when you drink too much?
3、别的女生都是想撒娇，而我只想和你单挑。
Other girls want to be coquettish, but I just want to fight with you.
4、我发起脾气来我自己都害怕，我害怕别人打我。
I get angry and Im afraid of myself. Im afraid of being beaten.
5、我的感情路上特别的顺，一路上都没什么人。
My feelings are very smooth, there are no people along the way.
6、高级玩家不谈恋爱，如果是帅哥当我没说。
Senior players don fall in love. If theres a handsome guy, pretend I didn say it.
7、做你的宝贝到底还要多少步，一步登天行不行？
How many steps does it take to be your baby? Is it OK to step up to heaven?
8、昨天一个小偷来我家偷钱，我和他找了一个晚上也没发现钱在哪儿？
A thief came to my house yesterday to steal money. He and I spent the whole night looking for it and didn find out where the money was?
9、梦到自己一夜暴富，掐自己一下看看是不是做梦，然后就真的醒了。
I dream that I became rich overnight. I pinch myself to see if I am dreaming, and then I really wake up.
10、在奔去夏天的这趟列车上，没有女孩迟到，但有人超重。
On the train for summer, no girl was late, but someone was overweight.
11、我是个比较成熟的人，像赌气不吃东西这种事，我都是吃饱了以后才做。
Im a mature person, just like this thing, don eat because angry. I only do it when Im full.
12、今天外面的风好大，我好害怕，万一别人都被刮走了，就我刮不走，那多丢人。
Today, its windy outside. Im so scared. If everyone else is blown away, I won be able to blow away. Thats a shame.
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