1、晚上我偷偷问魔镜：“我是不是世上最黑的人？”魔镜发出惊恐的声音：“谁，是谁在说话？”
In the evening, I secretly asked the mirror, "am I the darkest person in the world?" The mirror made a frightened voice: "who, who is talking?"
2、据说90斤的女孩子很漂亮，于是我鼓励长到180斤的我要双倍漂亮。
It is said that girls of 45 kg are very beautiful, so I encourage those who grow to 90 kg to be double beautiful.
3、为了让别人喜欢我，我每天都发朋友圈，不知道告白和互删哪个先来。
In order to make others like me, I send wechat moment every day. I don know which one comes first: advertising or mutual deletion.
4、我不敢睡觉，我怕我睡着了，世界上就多了一位睡美人。
I dare not sleep. Im afraid that if I fall asleep, there will be a sleeping beauty in the world.
5、编辑个签，展现易烊千玺老婆的个性态度。
Edit a signature to show his wifes personality and attitude.
6、高考无情，姐姐有情，收留一个高考完的小可爱，好吧，两个，好吧好吧，都来吧。
The college entrance examination is merciless, I have affection, take in a little cute after the college entrance examination, OK, two, OK, everybody come.
7、赞我有对象，没有也没办法，因为我就是个平平无奇骗赞小能手。
People who like me have boyfriends. If not, then there is no way, because I am a mediocre praise cheat little expert.
8、别总上网了，也上上秤吧。
Don always surf the Internet, also call your weight.
9、当代青年：热情洋溢的加入每一个群聊，然后消息免打扰。
Contemporary youth: enthusiastic to join each group chat, and then set the message to the non intrusive mode.
10、这段感情你先杠一下，我和帅哥打局吃鸡就来。
You should resist this relationship first. Ill have a game with a handsome guy and eat chicken.
11、不吃饭的都参加女团了，而我们这些吃饭的只能参加美团。
Those who don eat all join the womens League, while those of us who eat can only join the beauty League.
12、今天的风真是太大了，本来想回家的，结果给我吹到奶茶店。
The wind is so strong today. I wanted to go home, but it blew to the milk tea shop for me.
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