让我想想为什么现在还没有人跟我说早安，难道就因为现在是晚上吗？
Let me see why no one says good morning to me yet. Is it because its evening?
对于可爱的吃货人来说，在这个世界上，根本就没有什么忘不掉的前男友，这辈子忘不掉的只有珍珠奶茶，草莓冰激凌，甜甜圈，AD钙奶以及很多很多吃的。
For cute foodies, theres no such thing as an ex-boyfriend in this world. Theres only bubble tea, strawberry ice cream, donuts, AD calcium milk and lots and lots of food.
你知道我为什么数学不好吗？主要是因为我这个人太单纯了，所以真的看不懂那些很有心机的数学题。
Do you know why Im not good at math? Mainly because I am too simple, so really do not understand those very calculating math problems.
因为事实证明我这个人吧，就连喝水都会长胖的，所以现在我连水都不喝了，只喝奶茶了。
Because it turns out that even drinking water makes me fat, so Now I don even drink water. I only drink milk tea.
到现在我还记得夏天的太阳跟我说的话，它说要热死我们。
Up to now I still remember the summer sun said to me, it said to heat us to death.
有些人真是挑食，人家说他牛，他就开心，人家说他菜，他就想骂人，难道荤素真的这么重要吗？
Some people are really picky about food. When people say he is a cow, he will be happy. When people say he is a vegetable, they want to call him names.
请问你喜欢哪种风格的女孩子？淑女风？可爱风？还是我这样的羊癫疯？
What style of girls do you like? The fair maiden wind? Lovely wind? Or am I crazy?
你知道吗？其实帅哥都喜那种长得很可爱的女孩子，如果你不喜欢的话，那只能说明你还不够帅！
You know what? In fact, handsome men like that kind of girl who looks very cute, if you don like it, it just means that you are not handsome enough!
今天我的qq空间有被挡的3个访客，我猜其中肯定有一个人是你，但是只有开通黄钻才能看，想了想，算了，这场赌注我不玩了。
Today my QQ space has been blocked 3 visitors, I guess there must be a person is you, but only open yellow diamond to see, want to think, calculate, this bet I don play.
只要你答应我跟我在一起，那我保证以后游戏也不打了，只打你。
As long as you promise me to stay with me, then I promise to not play the game in the future, just hit you.
我来告诉你们一个表白永远不会被拒绝的小妙招，就是你给喜欢的人发完表白信息后，你立马就把他删了，这样他就没有机会拒绝你了。
Let me tell you a little trick that will never get you rejected. After you send a message to the person you like, delete it immediately so that he doesn have a chance to reject you.
假如你现在的生活让你没有一点儿动力的话，那么我给你一个建议，你可以去加油站上班，这样每天不仅会有很多人跟你说加油，在加完油之后，还有给你钱！真是想想就对生活充满了向往呢！
If you don have any motivation in your current life, then I will give you a suggestion. You can go to the gas station to work. In this way, not only will many people tell you to fill up the gas, but also they will give you money after filling up the gas! Really want to be full of longing for life!
这个夏天，别人都是整天在朋友圈晒房产，晒对象，晒娃，晒旅游照片，只有我晒得乌漆麻黑的。
This summer, others are all in the circle of friends all day real estate, sun object, sun baby, sun travel photos, only I suntan black.
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