1、出来混迟早是会胖的，与其这样还不如吃饱点。
Its better to have enough than to get fat sooner or later.
2、我没有你想象的那么可爱，但一定会比你想象的更烦人。
Im not as cute as you think, but Ill be more annoying than you think.
3、夜里明明是可以吃东西的，不然冰箱里为什么会有灯。
You can eat at night. Otherwise, why is there a light in the refrigerator.
4、不跟你说了，美人鱼要沉入海底睡觉了。
I won tell you. The mermaid is going to go to bed.
5、如果你要拥抱我，提前告诉我一下，我好收起我那圆圆的小肚子。
If you want to hug me, let me know in advance so that I can put away my round belly.
6、如果你是金子的话，那迟早会被我花光。
If you are gold, I will spend it sooner or later.
7、爱情就像小坦克，谁撞谁休克。
Love is like a small tank, who hit who shock.
8、你们一定要好好学习，不要像我一样，靠着一张可爱的脸混吃混喝。
You must study hard. Don eat and drink with a lovely face like me.
9、看到你，我的心就像喝了一大罐红牛一样，横冲直撞的。
Seeing you, my heart is just like drinking a can of Red Bull.
10、以后不想再当小偷了，金盆洗手前先干票大的，偷走所有的坏心情。
I don want to be a thief in the future. Before washing my hands, Ill steal all my bad mood.
11、 这世界上出人意料的事情有很多，比如，你会以为我会举个例子。
There are many unexpected things in the world. For example, you would think I would give an example.
12、冒味的问一句，你的头怎么像机关枪似得，秃秃秃的。
Dare to smell of ask a, your head how like machine gun like, bald.
13、不知道怎么回事，今天刚穿的鞋总想去找你。
I don know whats going on. The shoes I just wore today always want to find you.
14、如果你有事求我的话，除了先生的美色，其他的概不接受。
If you have anything to ask me, I won accept anything except your husbands beauty.
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