1、今天在街上遇见了老同学，想不到他现在居然这么穷，只往我的碗里放了一块钱。
Today, I met my old classmate in the street. Unexpectedly, he was so poor that he only put one yuan into my bowl.
2、有些人的聊天记录一翻都是甜言蜜语，有的聊天记录一翻全是作业答案。
Some peoples chat records are all sweet words, while some peoples chat records are full of homework answers.
3、一直很尊重人民币，没偷，没抢，没有。
We have always respected the RMB. No stealing. No robbery. I didn have it.
4、我妈妈就剩我这么一个限量版，不会再有第二个我，爱不爱你自己看着办。
My mother only left me such a limited edition, there will be no second me, love me or not, you can do it yourself.
5、你要是不开心了，就来找我，说出来让我开心开心。
If you are not happy, come to me and say it to make me happy.
6、今天吃了一包辣条，离买房又远了一步。
Today, I ate a bag of spicy strips, which is a step away from buying a house.
7、为什么减肥不能嘴上说说，我除了嘴哪里还会说话？
Why can weight loss talk on the mouth, where can I talk in addition to my mouth?
8、因为肚子里有太多委屈，委屈堆积太多就成了小肚腩。
Because there are too many grievances in the stomach, aggrieved accumulation too much becomes a small belly.
9、请大家不要在群里拍来拍去，可以的话，请私聊我，直接和我拍拖。
Please don shoot around in the group. If you can, please chat with me in private and have a date with me directly.
10、宝贝，对不起，都是我的错，你什么都不用改，我换个宝贝就行。
Baby, Im sorry, its all my fault. You don have to change anything. Ill just change my baby.
11、长得帅的叫帅哥，长得美的叫美女，长成我这样的，你就应该自觉一点，叫老婆。
A handsome man is called a handsome man, and a beautiful one is a beautiful woman. If you meet someone like me, you should consciously call me wife.
12、其实我男朋友很注意细节的，只是用在了钱和打团上。
In fact, my boyfriend pays attention to the details, but he spends it on the money and the games.
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