1、有事给我发消息，大事帮不了，小事不想管，但是记住，有事给我发消息。
If you have something to send me a message, I can help the big thing. I don want to take care of the small things, but remember, you can send me a message if you have something.
2、谢谢你喜欢我，虽然这是你应该做的。
Thank you for liking me, though thats what you should do.
3、我不好看是事实，但是要是你说我不好看，那你就是欠骂。
Its true that Im not good-looking, but if you say Im not good-looking, you e not likable.
4、为什么秀恩爱通常要选择中午，因为早晚都会遭报应。
Why show love usually choose noon, because sooner or later will be retribution.
5、你可以偷我的能量，偷我发的表情包，偷我的图，但是不可以偷偷喜欢我，天天让我打喷嚏算什么本事。
You can steal my energy, my expression bag and my pictures, but you can like me secretly. Its no skill to make me sneeze every day.
6、你现在不珍惜我，我告诉你，过了这个村，我就在下个村等你。
You do not cherish me now, I tell you, after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.
7、我要漏出一点马脚，好让你看出来我是一匹马。
Im going to leak a little bit of the horses foot so you can see that Im a horse.
8、请问一下，一般植物人多久会苏醒，我的微信好友，半年前跟我说睡了，到现在都没醒过来。
Excuse me, how long will the general vegetative person wake up? My wechat friend told me that he was asleep half a year ago, but he has not woken up yet.
9、喝奶茶的时候没给钱，那是我第一次被男生追。
I didn give money when drinking milk tea. It was the first time that I was chased by a boy.
10、昨天去练车，教练告诉我前面有个水坑，不知当时脑子怎么了，居然扶着方向盘把脚抬起来了。
Yesterday, when I went to practice driving, my coach told me that there was a puddle in front of me. I don know what happened to my brain at that time. I actually held the steering wheel and lifted my feet up.
11、一个人如果想去旅行，说明她不快乐。想去又没去，说明她又穷又不快乐。
If a person wants to travel, it means that she is not happy. If she wants to go and doesn go, she is poor and unhappy.
12、一日不读书，无人看得出；一周不读书，开始爆粗口；一月不读书，智商输给猪。
If you don read for a day, no one can see it; if you don read for a week, you start to crack your mouth; if you don read in a month, youll lose your IQ to a pig.
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