1、国庆无限好，只是近月考。
The National Day is very good, but its near the end of the month.
2、我是一个很有规划的人，你别看我工作上老是不规划，可是中秋国庆怎么玩，我可是规划好了。
I am a very planning person, you don see my work is always not planning, but how to play the mid autumn national day, I have a good plan.
3、这个国庆过得快乐吗？只有快，没有乐。
Did you enjoy the National Day? Only fast, no fun.
4、我和国庆手牵手，突然冒出一条叫作业的狗。
I and national day hand in hand, suddenly out of a dog called homework.
5、“国庆节到处堵车，只有这一条不堵哦”
“哪条”
“通向我心里那条。”
"Traffic jams everywhere on national day, only this one is not blocked"
"Which one"
"The one that leads to my heart."
6、接下来我为大家表演一个节目，一晚上写完整个国庆作业。
Next, I will perform a program for you. I will finish the whole national day homework in one night.
7、月考不给你们露一手，你们是真不知道我放假八天玩得多开心。
If I don show you when I take the monthly exam, you don know how much fun Ive had during my eight days off.
8、国庆假期最后一天，我想说：“祖国母亲，你能不能再过个农历生日。”
On the last day of the National Day holiday, I want to say, "motherland, can you have another Lunar birthday?"
9、国庆期间帮家长们带孩子，闲着也是闲着，免费帮带15到18岁的女孩子。
During the national day, I can help parents to take care of their children. Im free. I can help girls aged 15 to 18 for free.
10、国庆还在刷动态，不是单身就是穷。
People who are still watching the "dynamic" of wechat moment on National Day are either single or poor.
11、国庆只放八天假，根本不足以表达我们对祖国的热爱。
Only eight days off on National Day is not enough to express our love for our motherland.
12、国庆根本无心上班，一心只想给祖国母亲庆生。
National Day has no intention to go to work, just want to celebrate the birthday of the motherland.
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