1、都说我懒，不爱出门，但凡我要有点钱，你们连我影子都见不着。
You all say Im lazy and don like to go out, but if I have some money, you can even see my shadow.
2、家里突然停电了，我不停的进门，只能靠频繁的闪亮登场，解决照明的问题。
There was a sudden blackout at home. I keep entering the door, I can only rely on frequent flashing appearance to solve the lighting problem.
3、为什么星期五离星期一这么近，星期一缺离星期五却那么远，这不科学。
Why is Friday so close to Monday and Monday so far away from Friday? Its unscientific.
4、以前我以为有钱可以买到一切，后来才发现没有办法，因为我钱不够。
I used to think that money could buy everything, but later I found that there was no way because I didn have enough money.
5、你出个价吧，我想把自己卖了，养不起了。
You can make a price. I want to sell myself. I can afford to support me.
6、安慰别人都是一套一套的，安慰自己只想把绳子一套。
Comforting others is a set, but when comforting myself, I just want to put a rope around me.
7、女孩子不用明白太多道理，只要知道体重越轻，钱包越鼓，越快乐就够了。
Girls don have to understand too much truth, as long as they know that the lighter the weight, the fuller the purse and the happier they are.
8、别人的无缝衔接是对象一个接一个，我的无缝衔接是这个糟糕的事情完事了，紧接着再来一个烦心事。
Other peoples seamless connection is one after another of boyfriends. My seamless connection is that this bad thing is finished, and then there is another upset.
9、就算全世界的人都背叛了你，没关系我会站在全世界那边。
Even if the whole world betrayed you, it doesn matter. I will stand on the side of the world.
10、有没有养老院破格收年轻废物的，能破格收个我吗？不想过了。
Is there a nursing home that breaks the rules for collecting young waste? Can you break the rules and accept me? I don want to live.
11、以后不要说我没人疼，我肚子疼，腰疼，脑疼，腿疼。
Don say no one loves me, I have stomachache, lumbago, brain pain, leg pain.
12、累吗？打开朋友圈又是我这个让你得不到的女人。
Tired? When you open wechat moment, the person you see is me, the woman you can get.
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