1、我一般下午出现，不然你早晚会爱上我。
I usually appear in the afternoon, otherwise you will fall in love with me sooner or later.
2、我的兴趣喜好可分为静态和动态两种，静态就是睡觉，动态就是翻身。
My interests can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.
3、世界之大，无奇不有，除了我不会有男朋友。
The world is so big, there are all kinds of strange things, except I won have a boyfriend.
4、今天终于发工资了，经过再三考虑，我决定今晚把风扇开到3档。
I finally got paid today. After much consideration, I decided to turn the fan to the third gear tonight.
5、再也不当你的舔狗了，以后你走你的独木桥，我在底下给你撑腰。
I don want to be your licking dog any more. In the future, you walk your log bridge and I will support you at the bottom.
6、请问你是秋高吗？我快被你气爽了。
Excuse me, are you qiugao? Im going to be pissed off by you.
7、钉钉这个平台的主播不敬业，让她跳舞也不跳，还问我哪个班的。
On this platform, the anchor of dingtalk is not professional. I asked her to dance, but she didn dance. She also asked me which class I was in.
8、“你看你都胖成啥样了，还吃，能不能长点心？”“点心？什么点心？”
"You see, you all fat become what kind, you still eat, can you grow dim sum?" "Snack? What kind of snack? "
9、我一定要努力，让那些嘲笑我的人，都被我笑死了。
I must try my best to make those who laugh at me die.
10、喜欢的东西太贵了，我一咬牙，狠下心决定不喜欢了。
The thing I like is too expensive. I bite my teeth and decide not to like it.
11、长大我要做太空人，现在终于实现了，口袋钱包余额空空的太空人。
I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. Now Ive finally made it. Spaceman with empty pocket and purse balance.
12、从小色盲，在男朋友的帮助下看到了绿色。
From childhood color blindness, I saw green with the help of my boyfriend.
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